Awkward and Awesome

Awkward is when...

- I see guys in skinny jeans.

STOP wearing girl pants you pansies!

Be a man and wear normal, looser fitting jeans.

That's what's attractive.

- I wake up to a fresh blanket of snow...in March.

{this is not awkward, it's just annoying}

- I have to carry a shovel around,

while following Tank and waiting for him to "do his business".

Then scooping the said business and chucking it over the fence into the empty field.

I feel like all of our neighbors are watching me when I do this.

And I feel retarded.

Awesome is when...

- Kevin and I go grocery shopping and we buy our most healthy cartload ever.

We smile and pat ourselves on the back,

and then grab a gallon of vanilla ice cream.

Because we can't have huckleberry shakes without it.

- We deep clean our closets at 10pm.

I love getting rid of junk!

- Being sugar free for 2 weeks today!

- Having a mom that is paying me to deep clean her house.

{so that I can buy my sweet sweet silhouette!}