Awkward and Awesome

Awkward is....

• Trying to cut lettuce with a fork.
• Enthusiastically starting a conversation with someone who you think you know/recognize....except it is not. And the one-sided convo goes something like: "Oh, eh, so you look like this friend I have..."
• The fact that pregnancy has made my bodily functions a little um, "un-feminine" like. Seriously.
• Having a little boy poke his head over the receptionist counter at work and state, matter-of-factly, that: "My mom's tummy is fat!". All the while the mom is right in front of you signing in.....oh dear.
• Asking a girl if she is over 18 without waiting for a response and promptly asking the guy next to her: "Are you her dad?"...Only to shamefully find out that he is, in fact, her husband. And then I hurried and tried to cover my tracks by saying to the girl: "Oh! I'm so sorry! That was most definitely a compliment to you!" heheh. We'll just forget that little part about me calling your hubby "old-looking" shall we?

Awesome is....

• Preparing for conference by reading my eternal marriage manual.
• Kevin: "Getting you to play three rounds of MW3 with me!"....oh yes, I sure did....and then was done. :)
• That I feel like we are getting a "true SPRING" here in the Burg, and it is SUPER DUPER!
• Going out with the hubby.
• Glitter toes. glitter toes. glitter toes. They are just so stinking cute!
• Kevin: "Me waxing my car in 68 degree weather."
• Kevin: "Our new car!". {yes, that post coming soon....}